DOCTOR AND THE PATIENT

A Doctor opened a Clinic and wrote outside the Clinic: “Any treatment: Rs.100 only. Rs.200 returned if patient not cured."

A Patient came with  intent of fraud and get Rs.200
from the Doctor. 

He said "Doctor, I can't feel any taste on my tongue”.
Doctor asked the Nurse to put few drops of medicine from box No 22.

After that, the Patient shouted: "Oh my God, its very bitter”.

lost!

Doctor said : “Congratulations ! Your sense of taste is back now”.
The Patient was sad, he lost Rs.100.

After two weeks, Patient came back again, hoping to play the trick and get Rs.200.

Patient: "Doctor I have lost my memory." 
Doctor: "Nurse! Please put some drops of medicine from Box No 22 on his tongue”.
Patient: "Wait doctor, but that medicine is for sense of taste”.
Doctor: "Congratulations ! your memory is back again”. 

- Basudeb Das, Kolkata